Anonymous

aaaaaaaaa thank you! that made me really happy to read! like seriously I made the face that looks like :D

thank you so much!

Anonymous

ah sorry! I didn’t mean to be offensive!

I hesitated a little bit before reblogging it, but I just decided to reblog it anyway

I probably wouldn’t go so far as to think that she needs to lose her voice or get into an accident, but I think she needs a serious reality check. I just sort of reblogged it cause it displays my dislike for her.

sorry if it was offensive or something!

remember last summer when american eagle had that modelling contest where you submit your picture to get votes and if you get into the top 20 votes your picture is displayed at times square in new york

i submitted this photo of me about to sneeze

i placed 12th and i was on the times square billboard for two weeks

i hate each and every single one of you all

doctorwho:

idiscoverediminlovewithyou:

oneasspluscas:

possessed-pie:

great-gallifrey:

spent a day with david tennant today

Oh my God the the third one

GOBLET OF FIRE

this is the best ever

confessionsofanerd:

teashoesandhair:

221cbakerstreet:

everybody wants morgan freeman to narrate their life but I want five sassy singing lady muses

I want Morgan Freeman to narrate most of it and the five sassy singing lady muses to step in and perform catchy yet narratively sound musical numbers when it gets too serious

^ sounds like a plan

derseking:

thenerdwithacamera:

itsvondell:

effington:

ivypo:

effington:

un fucking believable???? This is only wroking because I’m posting from my phone

I’m getting a livejournal

Okay what the hell there is literally 0 way this is real, the buy just happened, changeover probably has not even occurred yet. That also isn’t the right font for pop ups in chrome for macs.

no its real

this is 100% real i got it too

This isn’t doing that for me??

cooldadbutts:

fffcuk:

there are 9 calories in a tablespoon of sperm

but only 0 calories in Diet Sperm™

bugkiss:

david karp sold tumblr to yahoo for a large sum of money so he could then spend that money on getting every copy of this picture deleted from the internet forever

harrisonfj0rd:

no one’s ever said ‘no shit, sherlock’ to sherlock holmes in either of the modern-day reinterpretations of the holmes canon and that’s a failure of modern society

urinatings:

i hate getting attached to people bc i literally never stop thinking about them